so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
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Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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