I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Never underestimate the power of titties
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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