I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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