Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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