the condom got lost in my hair
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i out mim tonsoeep
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