You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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