At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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