i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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