If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
They took my balls.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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