sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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