ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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