Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.