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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  You can't call dibs 8 years later.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.

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  It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive

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• (585): View more from New York

  we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.

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• (323): View more from California

  My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/

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