last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
