Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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