Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Ladies don't puke and tell
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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