I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
