Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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