I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
These tits shall not be calmed
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