i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything