did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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