you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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