Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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