just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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