Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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