just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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