is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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