Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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