My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I am one with the molecules
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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