Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Randomize