How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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