brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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