Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.