The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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