oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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