What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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