Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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