Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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