i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I see more hoeing in ur future
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