Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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