I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm at about main and main street
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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