I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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