i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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