That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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