you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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