haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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