This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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