He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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