Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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