Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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