farters have to be the big spoon...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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