there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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