suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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