Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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