Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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