God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she looked like the before picture.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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